I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth…


…and I don’t know what happened, but suddenly I realized I had been standing there practicing the robot for like five minutes.  I don’t remember deciding to practice the robot.  I don’t remember starting the robot.  It was like blacking out and waking up doing the robot naked in my bathroom.  I wasn’t doing it well.  But I guess that’s what the practice was for.

But then I thought…when AI surpasses our understanding and robots take over the world, maybe if I am good at the robot, I can blend in.  So I practiced some more.  Also it is easier than learning Chinese.

So here’s hoping the robots take over before China does. <fingers crossed>



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