Some of my best education for life came from massage school, and one of the stand-out lessons was to listen to the little voice in your head, even when it makes no sense. Some dude you’ve never met calls your massage practice on the phone and wants to schedule a massage. 98 times out of […]
Let’s start by validating the second half, because that’ll be quick. You are doing it wrong.
Do you have enduring love and fulfillment?
IF YES: Then you are related to me and just reading this article to be supportive. Thank you and I love you.
Heart heart heart
You deserve love. Stop messing it up.
IF NO: Well then it seems clear that you aren’t doing a very good job of finding enduring love and fulfillment on Tinder, Christian Mingle, Adult Friendfinder. FarmerLove, or whatever. Since you don’t have it and whatnot.
I am going to give you three brilliant and compelling reasons that online dating is your ticket to enduring love and fulfillment, and then I’m going to tell you how to do it right in seven easy steps. And then you can just send me money and fruitcake. But not the shitty kind. The good kind.
Here we go.